Scorpion vs Badly-Glued-Toilet-Tissue(BGTT)
I hate it when you're "unwrapping" a fresh roll of toilet paper and they didn't quite get the initial perforations right at the factory or they used too much glue so that it's hard to get that first sheet off and begin the unrolling procedure. You end up fiddling with the damn thing and wasting about 10 feet of the stuff just to get things going smoothly.
Yah, I know it's a trivial thing to be blogging about(unlike the other stuff on this Blog 'o Rocket Science) but it got to me this morning. Must be all this rainy, gloomy weather we've been having.
> History of Toilet Paper Timeline
> Madison Museum of Bathroom Tissue
> Toilet paper at Wikipedia
> All the toilet papery crap you'll ever need at Overstock.com
> Toilet tissue oddities at EBay
> Get some ShitBeGone toilet paper
And no, I don't get affiliate revenue from any of these sites above...not yet, at least.
Oh, and thanks for letting me vent.