Sammy...an OG Venom??

Seems Sammy really, really wants to join the team. In fact, he’s claiming to be an original member of the Venomy Venoms who was forced out because he was a black man.

Just received this from his publicist who says it’s a picture of Sam and Chiag Sheng with a personally written message of thanks from Sheng himself:

Sammy -- the original Undercover Brother?

“See, it’s like this, man. What most cats don’t know is that them Shaw Brothers weren’t really “bruthas” at all — they was perpetratin’! So when a real brutha stepped to them and was like ‘Hey! I wanna join yo team’ they got all scared and stuff.

They tried to fit me in at first. Called me the ‘Black Eel’.
Problem was, what the f— would an eel be doing fightin on land with a bunch of toads and snakes?! So I sat on my ass for 3 films before puttin an end to that s—.

Fools tried to get me back by saying I was a perfect fit for the evil villian in their next film. My name would be ’Master Toasty’. Toasty?! F— that, biatch!

Yah…but we was all good, good friends.”

We’re gonna have to verify the authenticity of the photo and his story. But you gotta hand it to the man — he loves his Venoms!

Who doesn’t?