Monday, October 09, 2006

Top 10 Signs you are addicted to coffee

Top 10 Signs you are addicted to coffee
10. Urine is brown.
09. You crap coffee grounds.
08. Your liver is a coffee filter.
07. You eat the coffee beans whole.
06. Every sentence begins with, have you had coffee yet?
05. You have coffee during breakfast, lunch and dinner.
04. You count beans in your sleep, not sheep.
03. You complain of migraine headaches, while drinking your third espresso at 10am.
02. Your rent/mortgage payment is late, but still pay $5 dollars each day for that cup of coffee.
01. You sell your blood for coffee.

1 Comments:

At 12:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

11. coffee breath??? --- gross...

 

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